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Season Premiere of Orphan Black


has me too excited to drink but too stressed NOT to drink.

Me with every dog in the elevator.

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I’m making a CD for my coworker who has a son who likes to dance. (He also likes Frozen a lot). 

I’m making a CD for my coworker who has a son who likes to dance. (He also likes Frozen a lot). 

I keep looking at this and laughing.

I keep looking at this and laughing.

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Liane


You guys

Can we talk about my friend Liane for a minute?

Like, how when I gave her my Dessa ticket because I would be out of town-

SHE GOT ME A SETLIST AND HAD DESSA AUTOGRAPH IT FOR ME.

LIKE HOLY FUCK.

I have some rad humans in my life. 

merrymallard:

Of course she is one of my favorite ducks.  Her left hand holds a candy bar, and she has pain meds in her pocket.  I don’t know how her makers got away with doing this, because it feels kind of sexist.  The duck was designed by a woman, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t presented in a demeaning manner.  This duck is beautiful because many of us experience this duck’s sentiments on a regular basis.  That said, she’s a collection of stereotypes.  And yes, those can be true in any combination, but that women’s anger and concerns often get written off by (usually male) assholes with a comment of “Is it that time of the month?” or anything similar seems to be embodied by this duck.  I worry that it accepts as a given that women will be grumpy and irritable when they’re on their periods, perpetuating the excuse that she’s probably just grumpy because she’s PMSing.  No. She’s probably grumpy for perfectly legitimate reasons.  I’d also like to add that the shedding of one’s uterine lining is a perfectly legitimate reason to be grumpy. An article announcing the duck’s release noted, “It’s pretty much a fun solution to a bad day! … You may have found yourself using PMS as an excuse for irritability. Now you don’t have to – let the PMS duck do it for you.”  I think this duck was created with the best of intentions, and I love her because she understands, but I feel that she is misguided.  If you took away the shirt, she could be any other kind of duck.  “Waking Up at the Quack of Dawn” or “Pushing through Mallardy.” She could have even just been a hungover duck.  Why do you have to go sex her prematurely?  When Lady MacBeth called upon the spirits to “unsex her,” she probably meant to say, “Stop blaming my bitchiness on the ongoing arrangement I have with my uterus.”

Annalisa is unprecedented. 

merrymallard:

Of course she is one of my favorite ducks.  Her left hand holds a candy bar, and she has pain meds in her pocket.  I don’t know how her makers got away with doing this, because it feels kind of sexist.  The duck was designed by a woman, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t presented in a demeaning manner.  This duck is beautiful because many of us experience this duck’s sentiments on a regular basis.  That said, she’s a collection of stereotypes.  And yes, those can be true in any combination, but that women’s anger and concerns often get written off by (usually male) assholes with a comment of “Is it that time of the month?” or anything similar seems to be embodied by this duck.  I worry that it accepts as a given that women will be grumpy and irritable when they’re on their periods, perpetuating the excuse that she’s probably just grumpy because she’s PMSing.  No. She’s probably grumpy for perfectly legitimate reasons.  I’d also like to add that the shedding of one’s uterine lining is a perfectly legitimate reason to be grumpy. An article announcing the duck’s release noted, “It’s pretty much a fun solution to a bad day! … You may have found yourself using PMS as an excuse for irritability. Now you don’t have to – let the PMS duck do it for you.”  I think this duck was created with the best of intentions, and I love her because she understands, but I feel that she is misguided.  If you took away the shirt, she could be any other kind of duck.  “Waking Up at the Quack of Dawn” or “Pushing through Mallardy.” She could have even just been a hungover duck.  Why do you have to go sex her prematurely?  When Lady MacBeth called upon the spirits to “unsex her,” she probably meant to say, “Stop blaming my bitchiness on the ongoing arrangement I have with my uterus.”

Annalisa is unprecedented. 

“There are more atoms in your eye than there are stars in all the galaxies in the known universe.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via harmonyoftheworlds)

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well they cut me to ribbons and taught me to drive
I got your name tattooed inside of my arm
and I called for my father, but my father had died
and we called for our mothers, but our mothers have died
and you told us fortunes in American slang

(Source: beccablob, via factoseintolerant)

I love my internship so much


They are all on good enough terms with enough women who have previously been incarcerated to be able to attest to the accuracy of Orange is the New Black.